Those annoying e-mails!
Lately, Yahoo Mail has proven itself falsely advertising how sophisticaed its system is. As an angry response from yours truly, I’m going to compose a letter for yahoo moderators.
Dear Yahoo Mail moderators,
Weren’t you the e-mail account that complacently proclaims to be able to distinguish between a "good e-mail" and a "spam"?
If that is so, then I really wonder how a person named Ivy Smith managed to shoehorn her e-mail titled "Place for guys, girls, men and women to have fun" into all my otherwise educational yahoo groups? I joined ecesmicro, feedlab, eces2003, and ecepro so that I will be educated and updated with its curricullum (at least, back when I was in school). Clearly, this isn’t the place for lonely singles to hang out it (they can easily find it elsewhere at americansingles.com, true.com, etc.) now, is it? But that’s not all. How did I get an "E-mail notification" from Mate1? I don’t recall ever getting interested in subscribing to an e-mail that sounds like it’s another one of those, you know, "sites". And, gosh, don’t you think that allowing other e-mail notifications to find its way into my yahoo e-mail to be somewhat demeaning to your own account? Aren’t you supposed to be more satisfied the more customer you have? So why allow e-mail notification spams to get into our inbox, not in our bulk mails? You desperately want us to quit yahoo mail and join other e-mail accounts instead?
That’s not all. What’s with this attachment enclosed e-mail coming to my inbox every now and then, coming from people WHO ARE LEAST LIKELY TO SEND PORN VIDEOS WITH VIRUSES IN IT?! I’ve received e-mails from Larry Evangelista, Mickey Edward Lim, Dan Dizon, and even my real blood sister, with headings coming from N-Sync/ Mariah Carey songs they’re least likely to listen to, attached with porn videos that are virus-infected? You have got to be kidding me! So, I’m not gullible enough to believe that they will actually go through all the trouble of sending me these "spectacle", and I have never actually opened those attachments (some of my classmates, though, have become unfortunate victims), so why even bother? Who’s imitating them anyway? And why can they do this in an e-mail account that advertises itself to have "powerful spam protection - you only get to read e-mails you want"?
So once again, yahoo mail moderators, if any of you chance upon this blog/letter, please fix those problems I’ve mentioned. And try to take a hint that a yahoogroup named relsfor (which is actually the jargon for religion studies four) will never endorse an e-mail from interracialdating! Get your lazy ass up, fix your system and move those annoying e-mails to our bulk mail for gosh sakes!
Otherwise, we might as well switch to gmail!
