What was that?!
Ladies and gentlemen, for those who haven’t noticed, updating profiles have become the new friendster fad. Why is this? Because with the new "friend tracker" feature enabled, and showing everytime you log on to friendster, you can see who’s updated his/her profile, who’s uploaded new pics, who’s got new testimonials and who forgot to brush his/her teeth before smiling at the camera (and you can see food residue stuck between his/her dentures).
What you can do now, to warrant attention from friendster user with too much spare time, is change even the slightest info about you, and suddenly everyone’s flocking over you as if you’re distributing freebies they’ve never seen before. But one particularly catching change you can implement is to change your status. Used to be, a user only have to choice of Single, In a relationship, domestic partnership and married. Now, there’s a new option called it’s complicated?
Ok, so what is "It’s complicated" supposed to mean? Does it imply someone who is sort of in a relationsip but is sort of not? Does it imply someone who has the "collect and select" mentality? Does it imply someone who has multiple relationships; i.e. from having a little cyber fun at a certain "chatroom for the horny"? I can’t even begin to fathom the philosophy behind "it’s complicated". It’s probably an idea that only scholars such as Copernicus can have an idea of describing. I’ll leave all those nebulous ideas to the scholar who’d rather write theories than eat mango pies.
But, yeah, since it does make my face appear in the "friend tracker", therefore garnering attention from recent friendster users, I might as well chime in, jump into the bandwagon, by claiming that I have a complicated status. Yeah, that’ll work!
