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1.Is your friendster name your real name?
~ No. My real name is Clark Kent.
2. Elaborate on your primary photo.?
~ I’m studying when some idiot took pictures of me
because they feel the need to patronize me by
making me look "intelligent".
3. How many testimonials do you have?
~ enough to make a book
5. What’s your current relationship status?
~ not getting along very well with my bank accounts
6. What are you wearing right now?
~ why, does knowing what i’m wearing turn you on?
sorry, i’m not into cybersex.
7. What is your current problem?
~ i need an architect who will help me build a
secret base inside a volcano where i can plot
world conquest.
8. What are you doing right now?
~ procrastinating
10. What/who do you love most?
~ not this survey
11. What makes you happy?
~ emoticons 
12. Are you musically inclined?
~ No. I keep coming back to that first note.
13. What would you do if you woke up one
morning and found out you were beside & all
tangled up with the person you love in bed? And
naked?
~ "Wow, I didn’t know you were into bondage and
sadomasochism. No wonder I don’t even remember
sleeping with you."
14. If you could go back in time, and change
something, what would it be?
~ I would’ve slept in a different bedroom so that
no one would’ve tied me up and took my clothes
off, like as described above.
15. If you MUST be an animal for ONE day,
what will you be?
~ a tiger..because it’s sexy <- Oh my God, really?
Particularly his ROAR-bust physique?
16. Ever have a near death experience?
~ everytime I see a hot mama jama.
17. Name ONE obvious quality you have.
~ well it’s obvious that my mother loves my face.
18. What’s the name of the song that’s stuck
in your head right now?
~ well damn! there’s many! let me think…
19. Are you happy today?
~ not when it sounds like michelle branch’s song
20. Who will cut and paste this first?
~ your mom
21. Name someone with the same birthday
as you.
~ i’m too busy not caring
22. Who was your first kiss?
~ hershey’s
23. Have u ever vandalized someone’s private
property?
~ writing a new definition of "graffiti art", eh?
24. Have you ever hit someone of the opposite sex?
~ well, britney spears want it another time, but
i’ll pass.
25. Have you ever sang in front of a large
audience?
~ yes
26. What’s the first thing you notice about the
opposite sex ?
~ if they’re really the opposite sex.
27. What is your biggest mistake?
~ i editted it already
28. Have you ever hurt yourself on
purpose?
~ while reciting those "cryptic" Hale "poetry"?
39. Say something totally random about you?
~ marvelous
31. Has anyone ever said you looked like a
celebrity?
~ actually, it’s the other way around.
32. Do you still watch kiddy movies or TV
shows?
~ i still watch kiddy movies because it’s much
more grown-up than TV shows.
33. Did you have braces?
~ why, you want to impact?
34. Are you comfortable with your height?
~ yes
35. What is the most romantic thing just that
a person did for you?
~ when she told me she writes better sentences.
36. when do you know when its love?
~ What’s this, Bob Marley?
37. Do you speak any other languages?
~ yes
38. What is your favorite smell?
~ not that curious smell from the cubicle
39. Have you ever been to a tanning salon?
~ for what, turn myself to a human coloring book?
40. What magazines do you read?
~ Time Magazine and Reader’s Digest
41. Has anyone you were really close with
passed away?
~ no
42. Do you watch mtv?
~ since when has MUSIC been about USING YOUR EYES?!
43. Do you like Michael Jackson?
~ his "off the wall" days were great, but his
off-wall days aren’t
44. Can you dance?
~ yeah baby!
45. What’s the pls elabor8..?
~ ^^Thine words of eloquence, wilst hastily
penned, spoketh truths of divine significance.
49. What book are you interested to read?
~ i’m still writing the book "how to live a spectacular life"
