Close Encounter with the Obnoxious Kind
You know what sucks?
It’s when a former employee of the company you work in comes
to "visit".
And by "visit", I mean coming all the way to the office to brag to his former colleagues about how he’s having a better life elsewhere.
I can understand
people feeling happy about leaving a certain place that gives them
dissatisfaction, but that doesn’t make it okay for one to be "parading into office to make
hyperbolic statements about my current state". If anything, it makes one look
like an egotistical couch-jumping ass.
Just a while ago, someone who used to work in this company
bustled here to toot obnoxious horns about how great it is to be in Singapore,
thereby urging us who are "tied by obligations" to find a better life too.
Yeah, we definitely would love that but we don’t need the patronizing "I’m now
a big guy" tone. And while we’re on that, can you speak softer?
To further prove that he’s having a wonderful life, he brought
a new cellular phone and had the gall to put it on loudspeaker while he
receives a call from a naïve-sounding lady, then proceeding to utter sweet nothings to her. "Oh wow, she sounds so cute! Is she
your girlfriend?" ask every bootlicking ex-coworkers flocking to him. If this
isn’t a blatant "look at me, I’m such a pimpin’ ladykiller" ploy, then I don’t
know what is. I don’t even know what else is more pathetic than that.
And people wonder why life sucks. I tell you why: because
of people I just described. One day, I’m going to set up a publishing company where
I gather writers who would be writing about obnoxious actions from obnoxious
people. That would’ve given me a better life and, yes, when I become a multimillionaire, I’ll be sure to go to Singapore
to tell this guy how great it is when he gave me a creative vision.
January 5th, 2007 at 8:17 am
yo homeslice!!!
what it is yo?!?!
ahahahhaah
no!
well… comments on the blog??? the man’s just insecure wanting to prove to the whole world that he’s living this super fab life when in reality, i bet he’s not even happy!!
so, don’t sweat it homey!!!
:D 
January 5th, 2007 at 8:37 am
Yo, wattup nessy! I heard ya!
He be treatin’ us to round of CPK and we be illin, nawmean? But daz punkass ain’t gonna stop hollerin’ bout his fab lyf and we ain’t get no blingbling on LOCKS. He gots d playas n we ain’t gots no reps on the STREET, fo shizzle! So we be gettin crunk on the plates while he be all like “yo babymamas, I gots a new cellphone and a luvs, ‘yo!” n my homeys will be all like “absolutely fab”!
Don’t hate! Appreciate!
Riprezent!
January 7th, 2007 at 5:49 am
lol have no idea why you started writing street
i thought you told me not to use that..
oh well the guys a loser in my eyes:P money aint everythin id rather have the time than kill myself workin..:) have fun just forget about those kinds of people:)