Do Trolls Dream of Grammar School?
This one doesn’t.
A picture is worth a thousand… WORDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And we can’t hear/read the first time! It’s urgent to multi-post even at the risk of sounding hypocritical to the ilks you so vociferously despise!
Cue collective groan.
I don’t know how this dude got on my friend’s list. Of the 5% of my friendster friends I haven’t met, why should I even have affiliated with this hoodwink? Sozy? Surely someone "sozy", colloquial term for people with predilection to partying, would have an iota of social grace and cosmopolitan sophistication, eh? Can’t stand flooding? Welcome to the internet, buddy!
Maybe it’s a deceiving header hiding a subtle yet poignant statement that we shouldn’t take things at face value. Maybe we can find wisdom from his actual discourse:
Or maybe not.
At least he sounds excited just talking to ugly people.
Oh, and good touch on the multiple exclamation points. It is important!
No one will wonder why this "account", dedicated to converging party people, has only 300+ friends.

