Dan Brown’s Latest Novel!
Waspy McWasp, the ruggedly handsome, world renowned Harvard professor
of Oceanography is summoned to Europe to analyze the mysterious murder
of a famous computer programmer. While there, he discovers evidence of
the unimaginable - the definitive and substantial proof of cold fusion.
He must work with Lara, the extremely beautiful and intelligent police
detective, in order to beat the clock and unlock the mystery.
Waspy McWasp’s worst fears are confirmed when he discovers that a bunch
of special ops has been murdering innocent victims, including a bunch
of cute penguins. He and Lara must rush against the clock, and use
their knowledge of obscure art, ambiguous history, impossible computer
science theory, and inaccurate theology, as their investigation takes
them through the mysterious streets of Lisbon. They encounter further
difficulties when their efforts are thwarted by the President of the
United States who has his own plan for solving the mystery and
unlocking the secrets of cold fusion.
Waspy McWasp and Lara put their fate into the hands of the director of
the CIA who actually turns out to be the one who planned and
orchestrated the entire devious plot. As they expose the treacherous
director of the CIA they must also face the truth that cold fusion was
just a fabrication, and does not really exist. When the director of the
CIA is finally exposed, he tries to escape, but tragically dies
engulfed in infernal flames, as Waspy McWasp and Lara look on. With his
last breath, the director of the CIA explains that his motives were
actually good, but got corrupted and twisted by evil ambition. Putting
the entire fiasco behind them, Waspy McWasp and Lara kiss in a very
romantic and awkward kind of way.
