Meet my inbox, a repository of gut-busting hilarious e-mails such as this:
Make someone smile by forwarding this message. No, I’m not endorsing chain mails, but this one is too funny to pass up.
We’ ve been friends for a long time ago. We come from the same
alma mother. Actually, our paths crossed one time on another. But it’s
only now that I gave him a second look. I realized that beauty is in
the eyes. The pulpbits of my heart went fast, really fast. Cute pala
siya. And then, he came over with me. He said, "I hope you don’t mine.
Can I get your number?" Nag-worry ako. What if he doesn’t give it back?
He explained naman na it’s so we could eep intact daw. Sabi ko, connect
me if i’m wrong but are you asking me ouch? Nabigla siya. Sagot niya,
The! Aba ! Parang siya pa ang galit! Persona ingrata!!! Ang kapal niya!
I cried buckles of tears.
Na-guilty yata siya. Sabi niya, isipin mo na lang na this is a
blessing in the sky. Irregardless daw of his feelings, we’ll go ouch na
rin. Now, we re so in love. Mute and epidemic na ang past. Thanks God
we swallowed our fried. Kasi, I’m 33 na and I’m running our time. After
2 weeks, he plopped the question. "Will you marriage me?" I’m in a
state of shocked. Kasi mantakin mo, when it rains, it’s four! This is
true good to be true. So siyempre, I said yes. Love is a many splendor.
Pero nung inaayos ko na ang aming kasal, everything swell to
pieces. Nag-di-dinner kami noon nang biglang sa harap ng aming table,
may babaeng humirit ng, "Well, well, well. Look do we have here." What
the fuss! The
>nerd ng babaeng yon! She said they were still
on. So I told her, whatever is that, cut me some slacks! I didn’t want
this to get our hand kaya I had to sip it in the bud. She accused me of
steeling her boyfriend. Ats if! I don’t want to portrait the role of
the other woman. Gosh, tell me to the marines! I told her, "please,
mine you own business!" Who would believe her anyway?
Dahil
it’s not my problem anymore but her problem anymore, tumigil na rin
siya ng panggugulo. Everything is coming up daisies. I’m so happy. Even
my boyfriend said liketwice. He’s so supportive. Sabi niya, "Look at is
this way. She’s our of our lives."
Kaya advise ko sa inyo -
take the risk. You can never can tell. Just burn the bridge when you
get there. Life is shorts. If you make a mistake, we’ll just pray for
the internal and external repose of your soul. I second
emotion.
I thought Jay’s ex-girlfriend was really out of our lives. But
heaven only goes that I was wrong. Kakakasal pa lang namin nun when Jay
received a uninamous text. "Meet me at the clinic." I had a stinking
feeling in my butt. I told him not to go. It might in danger him. Pero
sabi niya, ok lang daw because life is what we make. Tumahimik lang
ako. Sabi niya, Penny for you talks? But I didn’t know what to say.
Beggars can’t be losers. Isa pa, worried talaga ako na baka yung girl
yun. Jay said, "Can’t got your tongue?" I tried to smile at him. Kahit
di ako nagsalita, actions speak louder than works, di ba?
Be that as is may, umalis pa rin siya. I was out of the
loophole. After a few hours, I called him on his cellphone. But my
calls fell on Jeff’s ears. Lalo akong nag-worry kasi I didn’t even know
Jeff. Sabi na nga ba di na dapat umalis si Jay. That’s what I’m talking
about it.
So I tried calling some friends who will help me find Jay.
That’s what friends are for naman di ba? But I just faced a blank mall.
I had to do this alone. Nag-taxi na lang ako. Pero ang mahal na pala ng
plug down rate.
When I got to the clinic, the security was really buffed up. Di
basta-basta makakapasok. So I said, I beg your cordon. I’m patient.
It’s my favorite virtue nga e.? Nagduda yata yung isang guard.
Hinawakan ako sa arm. The nerd! I shouted, Don’t touch me not! Buti na
lang the other guards were nice and said, Come on, let’s join us.
When I went inside, parang I’ve been there, done there. Nung
walang nakatingin, nag-explore ako. Nakarating ako sa top floor and I
had a bird’s IQ of the clinic. I could not explain it but I was drawn
to a room on the floor. Siguro Divine Intermission na yun.
Parang may narinig akong umuungol. I was thorn. Di ko alam kung
aalis ba ako o papasukin ko. It made me stick in the stomach to think
that Jay and his ex-girlfriend were there. I tried to tell myself to
slower my expectations. But to tell with it! I had to strike while the
iron is not. I had to hear the truth from the corpse’s mouth. I
barraged in. O my gas! Si Jay, naka-strap sa operating table, parang
genie pig sa isang nakakatakot na experiment. He was on the cutting
edge. He was bleeding. At ang doctor na nagpapahirap sa kanya, ang
ex-girlfriend niya at ang bago nitong boyfriend, ang nurse na si
Walter. Doon ko napatunayang blood is thicker than Walter.
Guess watch? Di ko alam kung paano ko nagawa pero I was able to search and rescue Jay. Siguro adrenaline brush na yun.
Now, he’s recovering. Nag-sorry siya na hindi siya nakinig sa
akin. I know it’s a better pill to swallow your pride so it’s forgive
and forget me not. All swell that end swell. I know we should kiss and
put on makeup.
Ang ex-girlfriend naman niya at si Walter, nakakulong na.
Detention is really better than cure. So the moral of the lesson is:
if symptoms persist, insult your doctor.
