Need Piddling Help
(This is just cross-posted from my other blog, http://nightdreamer.i.ph. I realize that nobody comments on this blog, but I’m taking chances in case some readers here are feeling benevolent).
Hey all.
In
my web design course (I’m currently taking up their Dreamweaver
subject) I was asked to create an architectural web page with a
testimonial section.
I do not want to make the testimonials
overly reverent or ultra-serious like those stone-faced actors of
Jumong. Who needs that? I don’t, especially since I’m creating a
portfolio site of a German architect, Schufer Mann, who is merely a
product of my screwed-up imagination. I’m skewing towards testimonials
that are hilarious, ridiculous and puns-decorated. I also happen to be
busy with other jobs, so if anyone could submit the kind of
testimonials that I’m looking for, I promise to give you many
thank-yous and I might give you something awesome if we end up meeting
personally. ^_^
Here are some of the sample testimonials:
"Schufer Mann possesses visions envied by superheroes." - Tess T. Moni, Italian Designer
"Redefines postmodernism and turns avant-garde to savant-garde." - Eddy Oth, receipient of 2007’s Nobull Prize
"I said it too many times, but he’s a genius, genius, genius!" - Redd un Danci, CEO of Reap It Consultants
"His architects turn my life around, from ‘oh dear’ to ‘oh great!’" - Aina Kho, society pages editor of Daily Dally
"That’s hot!" - Aries Hilton, MENSA member
"He could create a wonderland where the rest of the world is Dorothy." - Booker Kristic, book critic
"He’s capable of creating a Petronas in a single stroke!" Sir Price N. G. Lee, editor of Oh! Very State! magazine
"My man’s the shiznit, dawg!" - Tuk Strit, Rapper of Straight Outta Tondo
Anything else you’d like to add? The comment box is open.
