Bore-vey
(If time allows, I’ll post a couple of new entries this week. So stay tuned for that.
In the meantime, I’m doing a survey as a kind of intermission.)
If I looked in your purse/wallet, what would I find?
- Cash, receipts, cards and ID’s.
Do you go to the bathroom with the door open or closed?
~ Why would I want to have my door opened anyway? What kind of idiot does that?
Sleep on your back or stomach?
~ Back, so I can have a good view of the ceiling.
What would I find if I looked under your bed?
~ Haha sorry you won’t find any naughty magazines. In fact, don’t bother as you won’t find anything.
Something that happened today that has made you mad?
~ Well, it’s still early.
What were you doing before this survey?
~ Checking my emails and today’s work, I guess.
What will you do after this survey?
~ Go back to work.
First thing you do when you wake up?
~ I usually wake up pretty
grumpy, particularly if it’s on weekdays and most especially if I feel
like I haven’t slept enough. So no looking at the cellphone unlike that
chatty friend where I got this survey from (and boy is that guy chatty.
Hahaha!)
Why do you like the person you like?
~ Because she has no idea
how much she rocks my world. Err, yeah, I don’t know. I just do, okay?
Do I have to justify my preferences all the time?
When you shut off your alarm clock, do you tend to fall back asleep?
~ I put it on snooze a couple of time before I finally wake up (or, like, resign for the rest of the night)
If you were given the chance to take care of a monkey for a weekend, would
you?
~ No freakin’ way! My bedroom’s already "teenager-like" with me in it!
What is the current annoyance?
~ You’ll read about this in my next entry, but in a nutshell, it’s about a girl.
When will you turn 50?
~ When pigs fly.
Where do you wish you were right now?
~ Inside my secret base in volcano plotting world conquest.
What song are you currently listening to?
~ I ain’t listening to any song at the moment.
Have you ever passed out from drinking?
~ Nope
What time did you wake up this morning?
~ 7
What makes you laugh?
~ Your face. Hahaha. Kidding.
Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
~ I don’t remember. I don’t do phone sex.
What is the WORST subject they teach in school?
~
Electromagnetics Theory, bar none. I mean, it’s bad enough that this
subject is about things YOU CAN’T FRIGGIN SEE, but the teacher’s even
worse, often digressing for 30-plus minutes (out of 90) talking about
his LOVE LIFE WITH A LADY HE MET IN THE INTERNET AND HAS NEVER MET IN
REAL LIFE and SINGING "When I Fall In Love" WITH THIS FINGER-IN-HIS-ASS
EXPRESSION. Arrgh!
How many times have you seen your favorite movie?
~ 7
How was your past weekend?
~ Ehh, average.
Is someone on your mind right now?
~ Yep
Can you say the alphabet backwards?
~ It’s a corny stuff to do. Sorry.
What color is your toothbrush?
~ Green
Do you like the beach?
~ I like it but I’m not sure I like seeing
half-naked fat bum dudes with hairy legs and chest accompanied by his
mail-order wives.
Can you whistle?
~Nope.
