Silly IM Conversations
nightdreamer: yo nessy!
nessy: yo homeyslice!
nightdreamer: watchoo callin’ me homeyslice fo’?
shrugging_lady: my pregnant dog went out!
nightdreamer: well, eloping dogs sound like an awesome plot device to me
nightdreamer: "While You Were Barking", starring Kennel Reeves
nightdreamer: err, apparently a better thespian than Keanu.
nightdreamer: I mean, look at kingdom hearts II
nightdreamer: Donald Duck with unnecessary zippers?
nightdreamer: Gothic Mickey Mouse(tm)?
blue_galaxy: Heh, he was intense
nightdreamer: What next? Goofy with angel wings?
nightdreamer: Daisy Duck with a jaded past ?
blue_galaxy: one winged angel goofy
blue_galaxy: hooker with a heart of gold daisy
nightdreamer: or Jiminy Cricket with 3 eyes
nightdreamer: sheesh, no one respects our childhood anymore
blue_galaxy: heh, so true
nightdreamer: The Americans ruined Looney Toons. The Japanese ruined Disney
nightdreamer: I can’t wait for the British to ruin Hanna Barbera then
blue_galaxy: heh
nightdreamer: Bring on the Tom and Jerry with MOSHPITS and INDIE ROCK!
nightdreamer: you know what would be cool?
nightdreamer: what if one of the harry potter characters were actually gay?
nightdreamer: you know, embracing diversity and all?
guile_sonicboom: err, I’d rather not see that happen
(note: this conversation was made before Deathly Hallows was
released. When nightdreamer learned that Dumbledore is gay he had
goosebumps.)
captnlovbuns: i don’t do nice things
nightdreamer: yeah, I’ve had it! From now on I will be a BAD DUDE!
captnlovbuns: bad enough to rescue the president?
nightdreamer: Yes!
nightdreamer: Pass the cocaine.
captnlovbuns: on its way.
nightdreamer: HADOKEN! <O
nightdreamer: pogi ako!
nightdreamer: jack and poy tayo. ang panalo, pogi!
nightdreamer: jack and poy!
masterlopez: o< (scissors)
nightdreamer: o (rock)
nightdreamer: yay panalo ako!
** office lights off **
masterlopez: what was that about?
** office lights on after 5 minutes **
nightdreamer: ho-kay
nightdreamer: so, is someone having this "close the lights at
mag-reflect-tayo" session that is common among religious seminars?
nightdreamer: geez I really hated that Voldemort vs. Harry Potter scene in DH
pingpong: why? I thought it was okay?
nightdreamer: I thought it was really anticlimactic? Can you believe it, their dialogues? It’s like a WWE trash talk!
mike_tight: do birds have hands?
nightdreamer: huh of course they don’t!
mike_tight: then why do we sing "Why do birds suddenly APIR"?
* nightdreamer facepalms *
nightdreamer: UUuuuuyyy (teases two colleagues)
johnwilsonmotors: But to be fair, they’re probably only shopping together because it’s convenient
nightdreamer: sheesh johnwilsonmotors, your mind is too pure. Can’t you dirty it up a little more?
richard_blues: (speaking from America) dito sa tabi ng bahay namin,
may pinoy na sando at pajamas lang ang suot, kahit malamig sa labas
nightdreamer: sheesh epal naman nun
nightdreamer: Kung sa America nagpapajama sila, but when they go to Manila’s starbucks they wear jackets?
